VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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