i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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