Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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