Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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