Just cropdusted the office
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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