If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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