Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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