is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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