everyone is single if you try hard enough
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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