i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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