office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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