We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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