I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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