i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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