who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
