office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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