it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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