I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
