I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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