was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
