absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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