We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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