I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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