My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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