some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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