The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Randomize
