Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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