Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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