it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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