Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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