I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize