i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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