Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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