Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We don't watch enough power rangers
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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