thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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