i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
