North Korea, Best Korea!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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