yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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