I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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