my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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