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(919): View more from North Carolina

he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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(949): View more from California

you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.

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(916): View more from California

We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.

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(419): View more from Ohio

We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.

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(802): View more from Vermont

She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS

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(859): View more from Kentucky

After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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(650): View more from California

i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era

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(785): View more from Kansas

Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions

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