So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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