oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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