somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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