D3 body, D1 cock
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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