Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
why is half of my head shaved?
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