There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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