You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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