How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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