You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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