I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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