Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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