You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
she looked like the before picture.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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