thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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