His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
