Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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